it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
its liver damage thursday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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