no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.