Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.