dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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