no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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