yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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