his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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