what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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