I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Congratulations! We have a period
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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