I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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