The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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