UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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