chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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