But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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