I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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