I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
my liver is dry heaving
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I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize