writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
