week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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