Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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