the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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