There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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