I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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