i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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