Kiss
Puke
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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