god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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