i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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