Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize