If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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