I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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