hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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