My hair reeks of homosexuality.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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