Duck Duck Cougar?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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