Taylor Swift is so right about you.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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