Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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