no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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