i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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