Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
...so i touched it.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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