Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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