I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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