no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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