So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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