Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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