it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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