Are we in a gay sports bar?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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