before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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