Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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