Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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