We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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