the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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