If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Is it penis luge time yet?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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