We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
