hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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