Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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