Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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