Don't you send me to vm
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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