I love black thongs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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