Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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