he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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