yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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