How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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